Crunkfam, why must I cry? Why hast thou forsaken me? And lastly, why have I been the one chosen to deliver all this preposterous ass news to you? I mean, really. This here shit I’m about to report to you is so outlandish and audacious that I had to put it in memorandum format. Yes yes ya’ll, it’s that serious. That said, let’s get it.
Columbus, Ohio. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes, Shad “Lil Mama” Moss, Bizzy Bone, and…ONE. OF. THE DUMBEST. MUTHA. FUCKAS. ALIVE named Stephfon Bennett. Who dis here bastard you ask? Please allow me to elaborate.
Stephfon Bennett (no kin to Tony) is a menace to society who robs folks for a living. He and his friends live by that MC Eiht motto, “I gots ta get mine, so Imma take yours.” And that’s exactly what they did one Sunday afternoon when they decided to rob the home of Diana Martinez.
Martinez was parking her car in front of her apartment complex and chatting with a friend when Bennett and his insane clown posse barged inside her home and ransacked the place. Once they were done filling their bags with gold, frankincense, and flat screen TV’s, they fled the apartment and ran towards their getaway car. On the way there, Bennett noticed Martinez sitting in her car. For whatever dumb ass reason, he approached the vehicle and pointed a gun at her head through the window. Martinez screamed, flung the car door open, and slammed it into Bennett, creating quite the man down, code ten sitchiation. And here, my friends, is where the shit went left.
Bennett squealed like a biatch, limped away, and hopped inside the getaway car. As the ass clowns sped off, Martinez flew up to her apartment, discovered she’d been robbed, and called her cousin and nem to come over and help her figure out who was finna get moved on. An hour later, there was a knock at the door. Martinez went to open it, and to her surprise, saw Bennett standing on the other side. Was he there to apologize for almost blowing her brains out? Or for tearing up her apartment? Or to return her shit? Nope! None of the above ladies and gents. The prick was there to…waaait for it…ask her out on a date! I repeat. Ask her out on a mufuckin date…
So while Bennett’s stoopid ass stood there tolm bout, “Skrait up honey really I’m axin, most of these felluhs thank they be mackin, but they be ackin…” Martinez’s cousin slipped out of the room and called the PO-leece. When they arrived, Bennett was still standin there tryna convince Martinez to just forget about the past and let him take her out for a hot wang dinnuh Bennett was promptly arrested and is currently set in that jail til he near bout dun rot to deaf on a $100,000 bond. The other two numb nuts remain at large.
Bottom Damn Line: Fuck mixin bidness with pleasure. For you can’t steal a woman’s shit, den ask her out so you can hit, and thank she gon be down wit it.
Source
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Side Eye!!! Side Mouth!!!
Nikole Churchill competed against nine Black students in the 15th annual Miss Hampton University scholarship pageant – - and won. The 22 year old senior nursing major, who attends the Virginia Beach campus, wrote to President Obama on Sunday to tell him that her crowning was met with negative comments because of her skin color. She also invited him to visit HU and speak about racial tolerance.
“I am hoping that perhaps you would be able to make an appearance to my campus, Hampton University, so that my fellow Hamptonians can stop focusing so much on the color of my skin and doubting my abilities to represent,” she wrote, “but rather be proud of the changes our nation is making toward accepting diversity.”
My job here is not to debate whether she deserves her title or not but to point out that the homie on the side is giving me all types of fever I have not felt in a very long time. All side-eyes are precious in His sight but when they are paired with a side-mouth their value goes through the roof. Source
“I am hoping that perhaps you would be able to make an appearance to my campus, Hampton University, so that my fellow Hamptonians can stop focusing so much on the color of my skin and doubting my abilities to represent,” she wrote, “but rather be proud of the changes our nation is making toward accepting diversity.”
My job here is not to debate whether she deserves her title or not but to point out that the homie on the side is giving me all types of fever I have not felt in a very long time. All side-eyes are precious in His sight but when they are paired with a side-mouth their value goes through the roof. Source
Friday, October 9, 2009
How do you measure up?!?!
Ok so Ive been thinking recently, being a pisces I have some deep thoughts....lol but ok I was thinking about how do you measure success and happiness? There is no standard way right? so if there was there would be some people who would be shocked at the results, Are you the most happiest because you have the most money, the better car, or the better job, Probly not, You might have more material possesions and items but how about memories, and the thoughts you can go back to and reflect on when you arent so happy...As far as success, big wigs on wall street off thereselves left and right, have more money and items than I can probly imagine, but clearly they arent happy. I know that I can love doing what Im doing and as long as the money is enough to get me by, I'd definitly love that! As long as my son is straight, and has no need for anything( but he can want a ps3 all day long...lol) Im fine. I think thats the problem with people now adays, Some people cant recognize good things infront of them always comparing them to others and what they have and how happy someone else looks, when people only need to realize that sometimes thats one helluva front! Big Time! trust me! Not everyone smiling in your face is doing so behind closed doors, Like puff said, Mo' Money Mo' Problems...lol I dunno these have just been my thoughts for the last couple weeks, All I know is I am Blessed to have my son and my boyfriend, My family and friends, I am VERY thankful for them and know that at any given time all these things can be taken away.....Just something to think about....
Friday, August 28, 2009
So when
My question today hell for the rest of my life is "when will an ex not be an ex anymore" as in if you haven't dated a person in 6 years is that still considered your ex, when do you stop "claiming" them or is it only when convenient to block? for example Columbus is only so big, ppl are bound to date each others friends and ex's at least once, unless your an importer, LOL but ok so when do you stop claiming someone that you haven't talked to in a year and counting and haven't dated since high school your ex, how about we just say we were really close friends, or we used to date, she's a good girl, why do the hands off approach like you know that's my ex right, as in hands off, when both have you have moved forward and haven't looked back, at least on my part, I'm just curious, as to why hold on to something that neither one of you no longer have, or want, and mutually let go of?
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Im back!!!
Ok so I officially never left, but I promise to start bloggin more, this time!!! stay tuned I have much to say!!!
Monday, July 27, 2009
Lil man walking!!!!
Sorry its sideways I didn't realize until I watched it that I was gonna
post it.... but I had 2 capture some precious moments, he's walking like
a champ, a week after he learned!
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post it.... but I had 2 capture some precious moments, he's walking like
a champ, a week after he learned!
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Peacock lashes
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SHOES!!!
The link 2 purchase!!!!!
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Sunday, July 5, 2009
4th of July
Here are some pictures of how celebs spunt there holiday weekend, a very Preggers Lauren London Glowing at the white party, A very Pasty Lil Kim and a Pastied Ri Ri in Vegas, probly bc Chris Borwn was at the white party with Teyanna Taylor.... More to come
And thats the PROBLEM!
TEEN PREGNANCY IS NOT OK, DONT BELIEVE ME WATCH 16 AND PREGNANT! lol
I have been on every end of this conversation...and its sad! but ok this is the scoop
When someone tries to predict when someone will be prego.....for example
"she gonna be pregnant by 16"
How can you fix your lips to say that shit!!! You disgust me especially if you the ADULT in the situation....WTF thats exactly whats wrong with females and society in general! instead of fixing you lips to say that shit, talk to her, help her, express to her that your there to listen and not judge....Worst part is that what brought this up was the girl in questions Aunt....WTF do you look like DUMB ASS! if thats your 13 year old niece, SLOW HER ASS DOWN! you are old because your a mention and you have wisdom and been there done that not in fucking high school DUMB Immature ASS!!! Im sorry this pisses me off so bad bc there are double standards with males and females its not okay for a female to date around, but a male would be called a player....Thats for a different post tho =) but anywho, It saddened me greatly to hear this repeated bc once upon a time I was that girl that they were talking bout when a friends mom said that Ignorant shit, and I just wanna say that her daughter had 2 before I had my 1st, they were in kindergarten in fact and she is younger than me....SO BITE THOSE COOKIES BITCH! sorry ok but it was because I was a tomboy and sorry I didnt fit your idea of a young lady becasue I didnt paint my nails and wasnt into barbies but more into bikes video games and shit....WTF Please do not judge a book by its cover, instead help make the cover into a beautiful one that holds the book properly! this is why girls have poor self esteem and do dumb shit anyways, no encouragement means no standards....Just SCHOOL THE GIRLS SHEESH!
For the record the girl well call her S in question mother B had her at a young age, and that was the person who said it M, her niece B, the girl is her great niece S, and even the adults M sister had her daughter B at a young age.....SO FIX THE CYCLE BITCH DONT HELP IT!!!!
so not my family drama!!!! LOL
I have been on every end of this conversation...and its sad! but ok this is the scoop
When someone tries to predict when someone will be prego.....for example
"she gonna be pregnant by 16"
How can you fix your lips to say that shit!!! You disgust me especially if you the ADULT in the situation....WTF thats exactly whats wrong with females and society in general! instead of fixing you lips to say that shit, talk to her, help her, express to her that your there to listen and not judge....Worst part is that what brought this up was the girl in questions Aunt....WTF do you look like DUMB ASS! if thats your 13 year old niece, SLOW HER ASS DOWN! you are old because your a mention and you have wisdom and been there done that not in fucking high school DUMB Immature ASS!!! Im sorry this pisses me off so bad bc there are double standards with males and females its not okay for a female to date around, but a male would be called a player....Thats for a different post tho =) but anywho, It saddened me greatly to hear this repeated bc once upon a time I was that girl that they were talking bout when a friends mom said that Ignorant shit, and I just wanna say that her daughter had 2 before I had my 1st, they were in kindergarten in fact and she is younger than me....SO BITE THOSE COOKIES BITCH! sorry ok but it was because I was a tomboy and sorry I didnt fit your idea of a young lady becasue I didnt paint my nails and wasnt into barbies but more into bikes video games and shit....WTF Please do not judge a book by its cover, instead help make the cover into a beautiful one that holds the book properly! this is why girls have poor self esteem and do dumb shit anyways, no encouragement means no standards....Just SCHOOL THE GIRLS SHEESH!
For the record the girl well call her S in question mother B had her at a young age, and that was the person who said it M, her niece B, the girl is her great niece S, and even the adults M sister had her daughter B at a young age.....SO FIX THE CYCLE BITCH DONT HELP IT!!!!
so not my family drama!!!! LOL
Eargasim
Ok so Ive been listenin to Trey Songs NONSTOP....Dont believe me follow me on twitter I tweet it everyday...lol I cannot stop listening to it bc its that amazing!!! I dont even have to skip if I dont want to just repeat and play!!! now thats rare in a industry full of bullshit! Fellas this is a must have for the ladies! So for your listening pleasure I'll post some favorites.....
P.S. Peep the Back Tatts.....OoO Sexy!!!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
A Womans Worth
Ladies, when did it become okay to be the chick on the side? To be
"cassied" I really ned 2 know!!! If you know he has a girl and you still
push for that number 1 spot that's not cute that's trashy! Seriously! If
he playing her for u why would you want a serious relationship w/ him
anyways? He'd only play you, your the rule not the exception plz wake
up! Honey if nobody in your lifetime ever told you that you are worth
way more than that dog ass nigga I will! As women, girls and females we
cannot stand for these types of thing bc then they think they the shit
and can go around breaking hearts the whole time. Im not sure if u
realize that niggas do what you allow them to, if you let them cheat
they will, if you don't stand for that shit they can't do it right!
Ladies if you get into situations and you KNOW ur the sideline, don't
get outta pocket play your part, be smart about every situation bc at
the end of the day that power 2 him getting the cookies is in your hand,
and don't play dumb like u know that's not what he there for, why else
is he lying sayin he out w/ the boys and he with you....come on! Please
stay condomed up and have safe sex bc u and he don't know what his girl
is doing and ur the 3rd party....no clinic visits needed!
Fellas I respect honesty! Its hard 2 find, with that said plz stop
gaming girls that get so wrapped into it... it sounds so sweet!
Sometimes just be real and give it to her straight I.e im not leaving my
girl for you, you just fuck good, im out 15 minutes after we finish no
made up call needed! Ughhh just state your intentions with her so her as
don't walk around like she number 1 more like 1756......niggas make me
sick
I wish I could sing bc I would definitely come out with a girlfriend
number 2 song bc 1 im that bold, and 2 ppl would hate bc they know its
the truth, instead of songs like she can't love you like I do....ummm
yes she can and probly 2 times better that's why she got the numero uno
spot!
And fellas what constitutes a number 1 spot is it only bc she came into
the picture longer? If that's the case then why bother....ughh such a
waste of time...long story short there are so many fish in the sea for
one nigga to have 2 or three...your so stuck on one nigga who has a girl
you can't see all the good available niggas infront of you...are you
gonna be granny number 2 when ur 60? hope not...get it together ladies
and gentlemen you wonder why there's an aids epidemic and hpv is giving
women cervical cancer... with all that said just make sure u strap up!
Always!.....this is gonna be a continuing topic if I continue to see
dumb ass tweets!
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"cassied" I really ned 2 know!!! If you know he has a girl and you still
push for that number 1 spot that's not cute that's trashy! Seriously! If
he playing her for u why would you want a serious relationship w/ him
anyways? He'd only play you, your the rule not the exception plz wake
up! Honey if nobody in your lifetime ever told you that you are worth
way more than that dog ass nigga I will! As women, girls and females we
cannot stand for these types of thing bc then they think they the shit
and can go around breaking hearts the whole time. Im not sure if u
realize that niggas do what you allow them to, if you let them cheat
they will, if you don't stand for that shit they can't do it right!
Ladies if you get into situations and you KNOW ur the sideline, don't
get outta pocket play your part, be smart about every situation bc at
the end of the day that power 2 him getting the cookies is in your hand,
and don't play dumb like u know that's not what he there for, why else
is he lying sayin he out w/ the boys and he with you....come on! Please
stay condomed up and have safe sex bc u and he don't know what his girl
is doing and ur the 3rd party....no clinic visits needed!
Fellas I respect honesty! Its hard 2 find, with that said plz stop
gaming girls that get so wrapped into it... it sounds so sweet!
Sometimes just be real and give it to her straight I.e im not leaving my
girl for you, you just fuck good, im out 15 minutes after we finish no
made up call needed! Ughhh just state your intentions with her so her as
don't walk around like she number 1 more like 1756......niggas make me
sick
I wish I could sing bc I would definitely come out with a girlfriend
number 2 song bc 1 im that bold, and 2 ppl would hate bc they know its
the truth, instead of songs like she can't love you like I do....ummm
yes she can and probly 2 times better that's why she got the numero uno
spot!
And fellas what constitutes a number 1 spot is it only bc she came into
the picture longer? If that's the case then why bother....ughh such a
waste of time...long story short there are so many fish in the sea for
one nigga to have 2 or three...your so stuck on one nigga who has a girl
you can't see all the good available niggas infront of you...are you
gonna be granny number 2 when ur 60? hope not...get it together ladies
and gentlemen you wonder why there's an aids epidemic and hpv is giving
women cervical cancer... with all that said just make sure u strap up!
Always!.....this is gonna be a continuing topic if I continue to see
dumb ass tweets!
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Thursday, June 18, 2009
Uncle shawn
probably end up dead or in prison
Death was their wishes
Now its you were missing
Who could've guessed
3 years after release
You'd fall victim to the street
Many memories
The many things you'll never see
Gunned down by jealousy
Now tell me how can there be peace
When my familys grieving
For a week and a half
Since you passed
Get to say my last words
Today when we put you in the grave
It'll be the last time we get to see that friendly face
In the mortal form
Worry no more
Rest assured he's in a better place
Suffered through the worst
Finally made it to better days
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written by my lil bro aint he good!
RIP UNCLE SHAWN!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Fat Gold Chain!
Watch the video
http://vimeo.com/4122936
Download the song!!
http://www.zshare.net/audio/58604150d34c5bab/
http://vimeo.com/4122936
Download the song!!
http://www.zshare.net/audio/58604150d34c5bab/
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Drake
I just love pictures like this, It just captures the moment, the vibe the feel, and of course the aura of Drake....I mean he has only put out one video some time back and then just str8 mixtapes I would say he's next but baby he's already Up! the top one is from Toronto and the bottom I don't remember from the credits! Get it Heartbreak Drake!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Ok so...
If anybody watched 106 and park the other day the dream was on there...wearing a very tigh very questionable coat....and heres the same coat looking like its on the rightful owner...I am looking so hard to find pics of the dream on 106 Because I can BET that this is the same one!!!!!
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