Saturday, October 17, 2009
Columbus, Ohio. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes, Shad “Lil Mama” Moss, Bizzy Bone, and…ONE. OF. THE DUMBEST. MUTHA. FUCKAS. ALIVE named Stephfon Bennett. Who dis here bastard you ask? Please allow me to elaborate.
Stephfon Bennett (no kin to Tony) is a menace to society who robs folks for a living. He and his friends live by that MC Eiht motto, “I gots ta get mine, so Imma take yours.” And that’s exactly what they did one Sunday afternoon when they decided to rob the home of Diana Martinez.
Martinez was parking her car in front of her apartment complex and chatting with a friend when Bennett and his insane clown posse barged inside her home and ransacked the place. Once they were done filling their bags with gold, frankincense, and flat screen TV’s, they fled the apartment and ran towards their getaway car. On the way there, Bennett noticed Martinez sitting in her car. For whatever dumb ass reason, he approached the vehicle and pointed a gun at her head through the window. Martinez screamed, flung the car door open, and slammed it into Bennett, creating quite the man down, code ten sitchiation. And here, my friends, is where the shit went left.
Bennett squealed like a biatch, limped away, and hopped inside the getaway car. As the ass clowns sped off, Martinez flew up to her apartment, discovered she’d been robbed, and called her cousin and nem to come over and help her figure out who was finna get moved on. An hour later, there was a knock at the door. Martinez went to open it, and to her surprise, saw Bennett standing on the other side. Was he there to apologize for almost blowing her brains out? Or for tearing up her apartment? Or to return her shit? Nope! None of the above ladies and gents. The prick was there to…waaait for it…ask her out on a date! I repeat. Ask her out on a mufuckin date…
So while Bennett’s stoopid ass stood there tolm bout, “Skrait up honey really I’m axin, most of these felluhs thank they be mackin, but they be ackin…” Martinez’s cousin slipped out of the room and called the PO-leece. When they arrived, Bennett was still standin there tryna convince Martinez to just forget about the past and let him take her out for a hot wang dinnuh Bennett was promptly arrested and is currently set in that jail til he near bout dun rot to deaf on a $100,000 bond. The other two numb nuts remain at large.
Bottom Damn Line: Fuck mixin bidness with pleasure. For you can’t steal a woman’s shit, den ask her out so you can hit, and thank she gon be down wit it.
Source
Side Eye!!! Side Mouth!!!

“I am hoping that perhaps you would be able to make an appearance to my campus, Hampton University, so that my fellow Hamptonians can stop focusing so much on the color of my skin and doubting my abilities to represent,” she wrote, “but rather be proud of the changes our nation is making toward accepting diversity.”
My job here is not to debate whether she deserves her title or not but to point out that the homie on the side is giving me all types of fever I have not felt in a very long time. All side-eyes are precious in His sight but when they are paired with a side-mouth their value goes through the roof. Source
Friday, October 9, 2009
How do you measure up?!?!
Friday, August 28, 2009
So when
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Im back!!!
Monday, July 27, 2009
Lil man walking!!!!
post it.... but I had 2 capture some precious moments, he's walking like
a champ, a week after he learned!
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SHOES!!!
The link 2 purchase!!!!!
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Sunday, July 5, 2009
4th of July
And thats the PROBLEM!
I have been on every end of this conversation...and its sad! but ok this is the scoop
When someone tries to predict when someone will be prego.....for example
"she gonna be pregnant by 16"
How can you fix your lips to say that shit!!! You disgust me especially if you the ADULT in the situation....WTF thats exactly whats wrong with females and society in general! instead of fixing you lips to say that shit, talk to her, help her, express to her that your there to listen and not judge....Worst part is that what brought this up was the girl in questions Aunt....WTF do you look like DUMB ASS! if thats your 13 year old niece, SLOW HER ASS DOWN! you are old because your a mention and you have wisdom and been there done that not in fucking high school DUMB Immature ASS!!! Im sorry this pisses me off so bad bc there are double standards with males and females its not okay for a female to date around, but a male would be called a player....Thats for a different post tho =) but anywho, It saddened me greatly to hear this repeated bc once upon a time I was that girl that they were talking bout when a friends mom said that Ignorant shit, and I just wanna say that her daughter had 2 before I had my 1st, they were in kindergarten in fact and she is younger than me....SO BITE THOSE COOKIES BITCH! sorry ok but it was because I was a tomboy and sorry I didnt fit your idea of a young lady becasue I didnt paint my nails and wasnt into barbies but more into bikes video games and shit....WTF Please do not judge a book by its cover, instead help make the cover into a beautiful one that holds the book properly! this is why girls have poor self esteem and do dumb shit anyways, no encouragement means no standards....Just SCHOOL THE GIRLS SHEESH!
For the record the girl well call her S in question mother B had her at a young age, and that was the person who said it M, her niece B, the girl is her great niece S, and even the adults M sister had her daughter B at a young age.....SO FIX THE CYCLE BITCH DONT HELP IT!!!!
so not my family drama!!!! LOL
Eargasim
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
A Womans Worth
"cassied" I really ned 2 know!!! If you know he has a girl and you still
push for that number 1 spot that's not cute that's trashy! Seriously! If
he playing her for u why would you want a serious relationship w/ him
anyways? He'd only play you, your the rule not the exception plz wake
up! Honey if nobody in your lifetime ever told you that you are worth
way more than that dog ass nigga I will! As women, girls and females we
cannot stand for these types of thing bc then they think they the shit
and can go around breaking hearts the whole time. Im not sure if u
realize that niggas do what you allow them to, if you let them cheat
they will, if you don't stand for that shit they can't do it right!
Ladies if you get into situations and you KNOW ur the sideline, don't
get outta pocket play your part, be smart about every situation bc at
the end of the day that power 2 him getting the cookies is in your hand,
and don't play dumb like u know that's not what he there for, why else
is he lying sayin he out w/ the boys and he with you....come on! Please
stay condomed up and have safe sex bc u and he don't know what his girl
is doing and ur the 3rd party....no clinic visits needed!
Fellas I respect honesty! Its hard 2 find, with that said plz stop
gaming girls that get so wrapped into it... it sounds so sweet!
Sometimes just be real and give it to her straight I.e im not leaving my
girl for you, you just fuck good, im out 15 minutes after we finish no
made up call needed! Ughhh just state your intentions with her so her as
don't walk around like she number 1 more like 1756......niggas make me
sick
I wish I could sing bc I would definitely come out with a girlfriend
number 2 song bc 1 im that bold, and 2 ppl would hate bc they know its
the truth, instead of songs like she can't love you like I do....ummm
yes she can and probly 2 times better that's why she got the numero uno
spot!
And fellas what constitutes a number 1 spot is it only bc she came into
the picture longer? If that's the case then why bother....ughh such a
waste of time...long story short there are so many fish in the sea for
one nigga to have 2 or three...your so stuck on one nigga who has a girl
you can't see all the good available niggas infront of you...are you
gonna be granny number 2 when ur 60? hope not...get it together ladies
and gentlemen you wonder why there's an aids epidemic and hpv is giving
women cervical cancer... with all that said just make sure u strap up!
Always!.....this is gonna be a continuing topic if I continue to see
dumb ass tweets!
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Thursday, June 18, 2009
Uncle shawn
probably end up dead or in prison
Death was their wishes
Now its you were missing
Who could've guessed
3 years after release
You'd fall victim to the street
Many memories
The many things you'll never see
Gunned down by jealousy
Now tell me how can there be peace
When my familys grieving
For a week and a half
Since you passed
Get to say my last words
Today when we put you in the grave
It'll be the last time we get to see that friendly face
In the mortal form
Worry no more
Rest assured he's in a better place
Suffered through the worst
Finally made it to better days
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written by my lil bro aint he good!
RIP UNCLE SHAWN!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Fat Gold Chain!
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Download the song!!
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Thursday, May 21, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Drake


Thursday, May 14, 2009
Ok so...
Wonderland Vol. 1 A.U and Dez

Yo, if you aint already go cop this where u been?!?!?! Get your priorites together and download this while you finish the rest of my blog(to download click the album cover), then when u done Hit up Dez and AU on Twitterand tell them how great it was and dont forget to mention the Let me take you to wonderland for the ladies ya digg!!!
Saturday, May 9, 2009
MY BABY IS TURNING 1!
Shawn is growing up fast!!! On the 21st my son will be turning 1 and I
can't even tell u where the time went! I love him more than I love
myself and you will truly never know love like that until you have a
child (which by all means doesn't condone making 1 bc ur lonely) but u
can never understand just how much you mother (if she was a good 1)
loved you until you have your own! He really is my heart!
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Friday, May 8, 2009
Happy B-day Mommy
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Dop3!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009
AMAZING!
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Wheres the Love?

Thursday, April 30, 2009
Shoe Heaven!



American Housewife

her, hit me up for contact information for both the makeup artist and photographer! Sleepy randomness
- Yep @ the end of the day it effects ur relationship in different
ways!
What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
- Check up
Do you feel comfortable with answering personal questions?
-depends on the questions...
Are you shy?
- yep but not when drinking... :)
Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out?
-I love it.
If you could push one person off of a mountain, who would it be?
- im not that mean
Have you ever lost a close friend?
- Yep my uncle, ashlee but I got her back! Lmao
Do you have any bruises on you?
- mysteriously on my leg....im so clumsy!
How's your mood?
- chipper
Is anything wrong with your eyes?
- nope
How has 2009 been for you so far?
-eventful
How late did you stay up last night?
- 6am idk why
Do you live alone?
- nope.
How long can you go without your cell phone?
- not 2 long....ugh damn twitter...lol
Name something you did yesterday?
- sleep, watch tv, shower, play with my son
What color are your eyes?
- a gorgeous brown baby!
What color is your hair?
-reddish brown but im thinking of a golden honey blonde for summer!
Do you sleep with a fan on?
-OMG I can't stand still air, I can't breath
Where is your cell phone?
-in my hands, what im typin on!
How is your hair?
-freshly washed and horrible.... its 4 am what's it posed to look
like?
Will you be up before seven am tomorrow?
- anyone who knows me can answer this....um no unless going to sleep
from the day b4 @ 5 or 6 counts!
Did you speak to your mother today?
- Yep I do everyday!
Were you happy when you woke up today?
-of course everyday is a blessing to wake up, but when I got outta bed
no....I was sore!!! Oww
What were you doing at eight this morning?
- Sleeping
What's on your schedule for tomorrow?
- playing with shawn, seeing my mom, cleaning...nothing really
What should you be doing right now?
- Sleeping!
Day been rough?
- yep, still sore!
The last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
- duh my son and his father....what u think?
What's in your mouth?
- honeycombs
Has anybody told you they loved you today?
- yes.
Are you dating the last person you hugged?
- nope.
Your phone rings, what do you say?
- Depends, chello fits the bill
Can you speak another language?
- yep baby talk
How are you feeling?
- bored and not tired!
Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
-now!
Anyone of the opposite sex been on your mind lately?
- always.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
-alice!!!
Have you ever seen the last person you texted naked?
- hahahahahahhahahahahaha haha yep
Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
-yep.
Do you believe people deserve second chances?
-well, i damn sure don't hand them out like coupons.
Did you have sex today?
-nope.
Is anyone in your top a virgin?
- idk im gonna say hopefully my sister...who knows?
Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight?
- nope its 4 am!!
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
-shawn just go back 2 sleep....lol
If someone doesn't like you its probably because?
- who cares its there loss and im not changin for shit!
Have you ever had someone sing to you?
- yes haha no details about that!
What's your opinion on "no sex before marriage"?
- so wish this was possible for me, I am gonna be abstinent one day!
Do you like competition?
- Depends, with love- no everything else - u can't see me! Lol
Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
-name one beach in Ohio and I'll walk it, but yes in Atlantic City when
I was 16
Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
- Open too open!
Do you think two people can last forever?
- Back in the day <3
Have you ever slept in the same bed with someone you liked?
- yes.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a E, J, L, K or R?
- was that even a question e,l,j,k and r....lmao not! Just the last 3 I
think...geeze
Are you afraid of roller coasters?
- terrified!
Do you still talk to the person you last pulled?
-yessir!
Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
- all the time!
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
- always have, always will.
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
- nope. they are just men food, xbox and beer is pretty simple! Lol
If you could go back one month and change something would you?
- yep but can't, so the question should be if I look back a month from
now would I wanna change anything...nope living life the only way I
know....alive!!
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
- Yes!
Are you in a good mood right now?
- Yes!
Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
- ahhh my boo...
Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
- don't have any one but if I did they would be jessica simpsons... she
can't sing but can make a helluva shoe!!!
Have you ever called someone, said something, and hung up?
- mmm yes lol
Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon?
-yea 2 see
Are you a nice person?
- yes.
Has someone ever licked your cheek or forehead?
- lol yes.
Would you date someone taller than you?
- always! But where they make them like that anymore?
Is there anyone your currently crushing on?
- pshhh yes.
Who was the last person to talk dirty to you?
- ahhhhahaha well...
Doing anything good later?
- sleep.
Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
- nope I pretty much hang up on those
What are you excited for?
- TOMORROW! SUMMER! NC! SHAWNS 1ST BDAY!
Do you think teenagers can be in love?
-anyone can be in love.
Do you find it hard to trust others?
- It's simple. I don't trust at all.
Do you care too much/not at all/just enough?
-In general? 2 much
Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
- yes!
Why do you think so many people cheat?
-Ahh, for many reasons i believe.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
-yup.
When did you last talk to your number 1?
-play em all like 2's baby...no one can have my heart but ME!
What were you doing at 4am?
- finishing this!
Anywhere you'd rather be right now?
- NC w/ alice or with my boo...<3
Are you going on vacation this coming summer?
-yes duh<3
Does your last ex miss you?
- Ask him. Probly!
Does anyone like you?
- I could name a few.
Do you have a best friend?
- I have 2 really good ones, alice and ryan and then I have one that is
there everytime she's supposed 2 be, brooke
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
- brandons mom, kendra, bun b
Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
-Open but I prefer it closed
Are you any different now than you were a year ago?
-duh im a mom!
Are you taller than your mom?
-yes.
Your last kiss, what does it remind you of when you think about it?
- that I need to learn how 2 kiss....lmao seriously....I can kiss but
people kiss different... <3
What was the first thing you did this morning?
- checked my texts
What are your initials?
- BNH
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
- ahhh... yeah glad its different now!!!
Have you ever ridden a horse?
- yes.
Do you look better pale or tanned?
- everyone looks better tan. And I need 1!
If the last person you kissed really needed you at 3AM, would you go?
- of course, im probly already there b4 the ask!
Do you know how it feels to be cheated on?
-yup, but that was puppy love baby doesn't matter now!
Can you run in heels?
- yep sure can, never met a shoe I couldnt
Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
-nope im an individual with my very own name, it might be the same as
half the 80's
Does your last ex have a job?
- who cares
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
YES
Have you ever done something illegal with a family member?
-nope but I would be there if they needed me, we family we all we
got!!!
What about with your best friend?
Sure would baby....loyalty aint tatted for no reason!!!
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
I miss You
Monday, April 27, 2009
Week of 4/17/09
Monday, April 20, 2009
AHHH Spring!
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
My thoughts
So in life u don't get second chances, u barely get a first, but if and when u do mess up the first chance u gotta make ur next opportunity... opportunity knocks, it doesn't shake ur hand and offer you the job, if and when the time comes ur door should just already be open. You need to
grasp any and every offer there is, good or bad, u never know until u just do it, and if it turns out that it is bad... u live and you learn. There should be no such thing as bad experiences just experiences! Good or bad u learn from ever situation that ur in no matter how big and
complicated 2 small and simple. As a child you make mistakes and learn that fire is hot you will get burned, so stay away... you learn you love ice cram on a hot summer day, so enjoy it.... you cannot take away you past, u can't run and hide from it, just deal and move on.... I can
never take back me not seeing my family members before they passed, move on, I cannot take back that I didn't plan to get pregnant, grew up and accepted responsibility, I can however make sure that the things I did yesterday I don't make the same mistakes tomorrow, I can change my
outlook and make the best of my situation and make sure that my son wants for nothing. I am a helluva mother, just spend the day with me you'll see, he is barely sick, smart as hell, healthy, and a mommas boy for good reason... that is my life point black period. I would do anything for him stop anything for him and got outta my way and he isn't even 1 yet. He will make it further than me or his father and he will attend college off top, already has a fund set up, im on top of my lil man and its crazy to think that I was suckered into going to the chop shop thinkin that's not what I wanted but in life when do we ever get exactly what we want...never... we adapt we make changes we evolve, the strong survive, no the evovle baby and I am forever in evolution!!!!!
Saturday, April 4, 2009
My best friend

Ok so Alice called me drunk last night which is coo except it was 3....lol but that's my bestfriend I could be trying to climb out a volcano and I would answer the phone. Ok so back to the story line... blah blah blahze blaze... so then she hits me, that im to optimistic, which I do see it as a problem too... sometimes I am to happy
regardless... I honestly think the only person that I can be serious with is Brandon, but that's because he is not serious almost never... so
I can see how that would get on her nerves...lol but I think im like that because Alice is so serious.... opposites attract. But regardless
of the situation that is my bestfriend, so a little more serious I will be...lol gotta read up on my realness... but honestly I think life is too short to be serious all the time, and not smile.... so what someone pisses you off smile at that bitch make her mad.... I think its just my wall, my front, never let them see you sweat and don't show any emotion,
although happy is an emotion... I dunno regardless like I said me and her are bestfriends optimistic or not.... I love that girl!!!!!
















